4 srsly visa?
November 4, 2007 on 8:32 pm | In Bringing about the Apocalypse | No Comments
All I wanted to do was have a really sweet tv. Is that so much to ask? APPARENTLY! My credit card declined the transaction without calling me. There were just going to leave me to fucking ROT on my own until I noticed that I do NOT infact have an awesome television in my house. It’s not even like I got close to my limit either. I had several thousand dollars to spare even AFTER the purchase. They simply thought that because I had never purchased a tv before I WAS NEVER GOING TO! AND THEN, they call me. “Someone keeps trying to charge a tv from amazon.com on your credit card.” O RLY? “Yeah, that’s me. Let the transaction go through.” Take my money. Give me my 1080p. You bastards.
Really? 6 hours of training on how to use wikipedia?
October 16, 2007 on 6:38 pm | In SOOO ANGRY! | No CommentsWHY THE FUCK DID I GO TO COLLEGE? Seriously. Why the hell did I even bother? Apparently, I don’t know how to write. How will I ever live up to the INCREDIBLE STANDARDS that our wikipedia knock off enforces? Oh, of course I understand why you can’t use HTML. THAT WOULD MAKE SENSE! PEOPLE COULD USE THE SKILLS THEY’VE ALREADY LEARNED! Not that I mind spending 6 hours being talked to like I’m 4 years old. Please read this aloud? PLEASE READ THIS ALOUD?!?!?! No learning is allowed through visual means! I’m so sorry, contractor, that you could be easily replaced by an inexpensive, more effective flash program. Or better yet, lets not waste money on training that I could pick up in about 10 minutes of playing around with the program. This is such bullshit. Alright, I’m done.
Now I know why the Soviet Union Fell
May 5, 2007 on 11:01 pm | In Moderately Angry | No CommentsThe Russians in NO WAY appreciate hard work. I finished my contract almost 2 months ahead of schedule. Was my reward the mountains of cash I could have accumulated with a slower progress rate? No, I get a big, fat kick out the door. So, yeah. Russia, you’re out of the will.
And now I work for the russians!
March 29, 2007 on 6:02 pm | In Mildly Angry | No CommentsThey have a devious plot to take out democracy using spam. That’s right. I get paid $18/hr to google professors and then spam them to give their time reviewing grant proposals for the good of the former soviet union. To be honest, I really can’t bitch about this job because I do believe in the cause. I’d probably do this even if it wasn’t omg better pay than my other one because I get to read grant proposals and correspond with professors all day. They also feed me. TAKE THAT KARMA!
Good business plans
March 16, 2007 on 9:18 pm | In KHAAAAAAAAN! | No CommentsHey! I’ve got an idea! Why don’t we just fire everyone with any experience? There’s certainly no way that THAT PLAN could backfire. Also, in a cost cutting measure lets cut back on our training hours to 0 hours per week. I mean honestly, you can’t buy stupidity like this. You could have a million monkeys inbreeding for generations and have the offspring of those generations of inbreeding typing on typewriters and you’d STILL get a better business plan than that.
Management sounds nice…
March 4, 2007 on 4:14 pm | In Fondling the knife | No CommentsIt must be nice to be able to promise whatever the hell you want. I mean you don’t have to consult with people to find out if what you’re saying is even REMOTELY, FUCKING POSSIBLE! I walk into work the other day at 1PM and, BAM, 7 computers have been expedited and promised to the customers by 4PM. So you’d think that they would at least put them all in the same place right? No. No that’d be too easy. How can we mess with him some more? I know lets have a GODDAMN SCAVENGER HUNT! Oh, it’s fun to be so deliciously evil isn’t it? One day their uppance shall come…
BIOLOGICAL WARFARE!!!
February 19, 2007 on 5:08 pm | In Bringing about the Apocalypse | No Comments
My employer in their infinite wisdom has decided that I do not start to accumulate sick leave for an entire year. This brings us to an akward position when I inevitably get sick in less than a year’s time. The solution however has become obvious. I can go to work and infect everyone who already has sick leave built up. They will lose many more man-hours than they previously would have if they had just let me stay home. See the above demonstration of how to infect your coworkers with whatever airborne ailment you desire! In the end, I’m going to take the day off anyways after I’ve spent two to three days infecting my coworkers. Let them write me up. I have ceased caring.
THOSE SMUG FUCKS!
February 11, 2007 on 10:51 pm | In BLOODTHIRSTY! | No CommentsI’m sick of uninstalling google desktop and having it ask if I want to keep the “indexes” in case I want to install it later. First off, if I wanted to install it later I wouldn’t be uninstalling it now. Secondly, IT’S INDICES YOU FUCKING BASTARDS! How can people that work for a multi-billion dollar corporation not have spell check?
THE BEHEMOTH LIVES! and it’s hunger is insatiable…
January 31, 2007 on 10:57 pm | In Bringing about the Apocalypse | No CommentsWindows Vista is the most annoying piece of shit that I have ever seen. Who needs virii and spyware when your operating system itself takes up 100% of your system resources when MOVING THE FUCKING MOUSE? Honestly, writing a virus that works on Microsoft Vista is like punching a retarded kid. It might give you a few laughs while doing it, but ultimately it’s not going to significantly change things. Also, symantec needs to get their shit together. I was commissioned to install that waste of space several times today, only to find that symantec has not released a working version that will accept the old product keys. GOOD GAME, SYMANTEC! Way to not take people’s money. Today pissed me off so much that I actually went boxing and broke my glasses. I’m actually still so pissed off that sf
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Two noble men once mused
January 29, 2007 on 9:07 pm | In BLOODTHIRSTY! | No Comments“What kind of telemarketer calls a college student at 7AM, on a Saturday, to try and sell them anything?” one thought. The other responded, “The kind that wants to be carbombed!” Well the same can be said of any persistant mass job expo recruiter. I was enjoying a nap today, because I’ve started to get up for work much earlier than can be reasonably expected, when who should wake me up? THESE FUCKS These bastards have been bugging me for the past fucking week to go to a job fair in Towson, MD. I’m sorry. I’m not going to a job fair that is half way across a state I don’t fucking live in. If they call me one more time. I’m going to pull a Tom Mabe on their asses.
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